Straight Talk

Yeah that's right, I went from three straight blogs about Gary Busey to Dolly Parton, don't like it? Tough.

This movie is a straight up classic. It dosen't get much better than Dolly telling it like it is and taking no prisoners. I also love the fact that when deciding on the romantic lead for the down home country girl they thought "James Woods" perfect!!!!

I love how this movie starts...showing our heroine is as dumb as a box of rocks. Nothing says "look up to me" like being a moron who gets treated like shit by Michael Madsen.

Can't have a Dolly movie without a spirited song...this is no exception.

right cause I'm gonna risk my life for some kook hillbilly jumping off a bridge.

I have a strange feeling I'm going to be doing more James Woods' movies on here in the near future.

I think the only reason James Woods didn't kill Dolly for messing up his thing with Teri Hatcher is that she's got big boobs.

HAHAHA OJ Simpson joke pre-murder trial.

I think that all movies would be made better with Griffin Dunne. All movies.

Ah mistaken identity, the staple of many a good comedy.

Griffin Dunne is the master of sarcasm.

So I've seen this movie a bunch of times and I just realized that the radio station in Chicago is "WNDY" as in windy. I'm a noob

Wow, I kind of want to punch Dolly in the face right now.

Nothing quite like a joke involving a chick with big boobs and one of the "biggest" guys in hollywood.

Oh man James Woods is soooo upset about messing up his relationship with Dolly that he can't even play softball.

Honk your horns for the woman who ruined all our lives!!!!!

The End

FUN FACT: Jerry Orbach actually makes any movie he's involved in better by 37.8%

FINAL THOUGHT: "Get down off the cross honey, somebody needs the wood"